What to know about relationships

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Italian Relationship:

1st day= Sex

2nd day= Sex again.


French Relationship:

1st day = movies & kiss

2nd day = Sex

3rd day = Sex again


British Relationship:

1st day= hangout & kiss

2nd day = kiss & hug

3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching

4th day = sex and more sex


American Relationship:

1st day= Date

2nd day= Hug

3rd day= Hug again (warmly)

4th day= Kiss

5th day= Long kiss

6th day= Sex


Nigeria Relationship:

1st day= Toast

2nd day= Toast

3rd day= Toast again

4th day= Agree

5th day= Date

6th day= Date again

7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.

8th day= Date & Hug

9th day= Tried to peck but failed.

10th day = Peck

11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.

12th day= kiss.

13th day= Long kiss.

14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.

15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled

16th day= Didn't talk to each other.

17th day= Malice till the next day.

18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick.

19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"

The man apologized and she replied: "Leave me alone, am not your type of girl".

The man continued to beg till the next day.

20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology.

21st day= Hug.

22nd day= Long hug.

23rd day= Kiss.

24th day= Long kiss.

25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.

26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone.

27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? You are not serious, call me when you are serious".

28th day= "Rape".

29th day= Police case.


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